More than, I fear, you are provided for. Cran. Ah, my good lord of Winchester, I thank you, You are always my good friend; if you will pass, Gard. My lord, my lord, you are a fectary, Gard. Good Mr. Secretary, I cry your honour mercy; you may, worst Crom. Why, my lord? Gard. Do not I know you for a favourer Of this new fect? ye are not found. Gard. Not found, I say. Crom. 'Would you were half so honeft ! Men's prayers then would feek you, not their fears. Gard. I shall remember this bold language. Crom. Do: Remember your bold life too. Cham. This is too much; Forbear, for shame, my lords. Crom. And I. Cham. Then thus for you, my lord-It stands agreed, I take it by all voices, that forthwith You be convey'd to the Tower a prisoner; There to remain, till the king's further pleasure (4) Those that understand you, under this painted gloss, this fair outside difcover your empty talk and your falfe reasoning. JOHNS. Be known unto us: Are you all agreed, lords ? Cran. Is there no other way of mercy, Gard. What other Would you expect? You are strangely troublesome. Cran. For me? Enter the Guard. Must I go like a traitor then ? Gard. Receive him, And see him safe i' the Tower. Cran. Stay, good my lords, I have a little yet to say. Look there, my lords; By virtue of that ring I take my cause Out of the gripes of cruel men, and give it To a most noble judge, the king my master. Cham. This is the king's ring. Sur. 'Tis no counterfeit. Suf. 'Tis the right ring, by heaven: I told ye all, When we first put this dangerous stone a rolling, 'Twould fall upon ourselves. Nor. Do you think, my lords, The king will fuffer but the little finger Of this man to be vex'd ? Cham. 'Tis now too certain : How much more is his life in value with him? 'Would I were fairly out on't. Crom. My mind gave me, Ye blew the fire that burns ye: Now have at yc. Enter King, frowning on them; takes his Seat. Gard. Dread fovereign, how much are we bound to heaven In daily thanks, that gave us such a prince; L King. You were ever good at sudden commendations, He, that dares most, but wag his finger at thee : Would try him to the utmost, had ye mean; Cham. Thus far, My most dread fovereign, may it like your grace To let my tongue excuse all. What was purpos'd, Concerning his imprisonment, was rather (If there be faith in men) meant for his trial, King. Well, well, my lords, respect him; Am, for his love and service, so to him. There is a fair young maid, that yet wants baptifm; You must be godfather, and answer for her. In fuch an honour; How may I deserve it, King. Come, come, my lord, you'd spare your spoons: [5] You shall have Two noble partners with you; the old dutchess of Norfolk, Gard. With a true heart, And brother's love, I do it. Witness, how dear I hold this confirmation. [Embracing. Of thee, which says thus, Do my lord of Canterbury Come, lords, we trifle time away; I long To have this young one made a Christian. So I grow stronger, you more honour gain. SCENE IV. [Exeunt. The Palace-Yard. Noise and Tumult within : Enter Porter, and his Man. Port. You'll leave your noise anon, ye rascals: Do you take the court for Paris-Garden ? [6] ye rude slaves, leave your gaping. Within. Good master porter, I belong to the larder. Port. Belong to the gallows, and be hang'd, you rogue. Is this a place to roar in ?-Fetch me a dozen crab-tree staves, and strong ones; these are but switches to 'em.I'll scratch your heads: You must be seeing chriftenings? Do you look for ale and cakes here, you rude rafcals ? Man. Pray, fir, be patient; 'tis as much impossible [5] It was the custom, long before the time of Shakespeare, for the sponsors at chriftenings, to offer gilt spoons as a present to the child. These spoons were called Apostle Spoons, because the figures of the apostles were carved on the tops of the handles. Such as were at once opulent and generous, gave the whole twelve; those who were either more moderately rich or liberal, escaped at the expense of the four evangelifts; or even fometimes contented themselves with presenting one spoon only, which exhibited the figure of any faint, in honour of whom the child received its name. STE.. [6] Paris-Garden, the bear-garden of that time. JOHNS. (Unless we sweep them from the door with cannons) Port. You did nothing, fir. Man. I am not Sampson, nor fir Guy, nor Colebrand, [7] to mow 'em down before me; but, if I spar'd any, that had a head to hit, either young or old, he or she, 'cuckold or cuckold-maker, let me never hope to fee a chine again; and that I would not for a cow, God fave her. Within. Do you hear, master porter? Port. I shall be with you presently, good master puppy. -Keep the door close, firrah. Man. What would you have me do ? Port. What should you do, but knock 'em down by the dozens? Is this Morefields to muster in ?[8] or have we fome strange Indian with the great tool come to court, the women so befiege us? Bless me, what a fry of fornication is at the door! On my chriftian confcience, this one chriftening will beget a thousand; here will be father, god-father, and all together. Man. The spoons will be the bigger, fir. There is a fellow fomewhat near the door, he should be a brafier by his face ;[9] for, o' my confcience, twenty of the dog-days now reign in's nose; all that stand about him are under the line, they need no other penance: That fire-drake did I hit three times on the head, and three times was his nose discharg'd against me ; he stands there, like a mortar-piece, to blow us. There was a haberdasher's wife of small wit near him, that rail'd upon me till her pink'd porringer fell off her head, for kindling fuch a combuftion in the state. I miss'd the meteor once,[1] and hit that woman, who cry'd out, clubs! when I might fee from far fome forty truncheoneers draw to her fuccour, which were the hope [7] Of Guy of Warwick every one has heard. Colebrand was the Danish giant, whom Guy fubdued at Winchester. JOHNS. ib. [8] The train-bands of the city were exercised in Morefields. [9] A brafier fignifies a man that manufactures brass, and a mass of metal occafionally heated to convey warmth. Both these fenfes are here understood. ib. [1] The meteor-the fire-drake, the brafier. ib. |